Titanique Tickets

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L Reviewed on 08 June 2026 by Liam
United Kingdom

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If your over 30 and not gay you might want to think twice about attending this show. Any connection to the movie Titantic is purely coincidental. Singing and acting was good but music was nothing memorable. And I believe Celine Dion would be embarrassed and upset with the way she is portrayed.

C Reviewed on 07 June 2026 by Charles
United States Of America

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Very funny show and all the actors played their parts very well. Enjoyed the British humour.

J Reviewed on 03 June 2026 by Jean
Canada

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E Reviewed on 03 June 2026 by Elaine
Australia

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I wasn’t expecting to be overwhelmed by this production but I was laughing from the first moment of the show and that continued throughout the show.

G Reviewed on 03 June 2026 by Graham
United Kingdom

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It was quick, witty, fantastic voices. Interesting story line. Well worth seeing.

V Reviewed on 03 June 2026 by Vivien
United Kingdom

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S Reviewed on 31 May 2026 by Stephanie
Switzerland

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We are on holidays from Aus and so glad we bought tickets for tonight. Thouroughly enjoyed the show and would encourage you to buy a ticket and go.

K Reviewed on 27 May 2026 by Kathleen
Australia

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Loved the show. Music & comedy. Don’t go if homophobic. But you don’t know what you are missing.

L Reviewed on 26 May 2026 by Linda
Ireland

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Pros: Brilliant witty script. Up to date, naughty in places and always great entertainment. Lead actors were all strong singers who interpreted their roles very well with expertise and humour. Cons: Very camp which may not be everyone’s choice but always dealt with in great humour.

R Reviewed on 24 May 2026 by Robert
United Kingdom

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Celine Dion is the attraction here. Her voice is amazing. However, the storyline presented is a confusion of gay and lesbian promotion. The concept is good but poorly presented. If you like raucous outright sexual innuendo, you will enjoy this. Definitely do NOT recommend for families or younger children. This is very much adults only.

K Reviewed on 14 May 2026 by Kathleen
United States Of America

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A rousing night in the west end Go see Celine Dion like you’ve never seen her before. a riot of fun.

J Reviewed on 12 May 2026 by John
Australia

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This is the 2nd time I’ve seen Titanique, i absolutely loved everything, its so so funny and the talent of the singers and musicians is amazing.

T Reviewed on 11 May 2026 by Traci
United Kingdom

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We loved everything about it! The music, the acting, the talent, the humor. It was the most entertaining show we’ve seen recently.

M Reviewed on 10 May 2026 by Michael
United States Of America

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Consigliato, musical divertente e coinvolgente

M Reviewed on 07 May 2026 by Mara
Italy

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Well thought out story line with some outstanding individual performances

D Reviewed on 03 May 2026 by David
United Kingdom

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Last minute booking yesterday. 2 issued I had which I grossly detected The 'Ruth' mother of Rose, that modern day social dynamic rule woke that lasted around 15 minutes was ridiculous. Went on for bit too long, I was about to walk out - had nothing to do with Titanic itself And way too much use of the F word than 'necessary' - and there were some Kids in the audience. - there was no warning about it Also probes and flashing lightest also there was no warning about it if there was anyone epileptic It was good but I wouldn't recommend at all to anyone

E Reviewed on 03 May 2026 by Elliott
United Kingdom

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Must see 2nd time came with hubby 1st time brought my mum this time … laugh out loud and the cast are so talented. Some major goosebump moments

P Reviewed on 30 April 2026 by Paul
United Kingdom

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Really good show with excellent performances and good sense of humor. A little racy that’s probably not for young kids, early teens, and baby-head brother-in-laws.

J Reviewed on 28 April 2026 by Jay
United States Of America

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E Reviewed on 27 April 2026 by Elizabeth
United Kingdom

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I was expecting a Musical like any other Musical but the best way I can describe this show is a parody of the movie. I even laughed at the dig at us tourists. I wish they would bring the show to Australia so i could see it again.

M Reviewed on 24 April 2026 by Marjorie
Australia

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A different view of the film but funny

S Reviewed on 23 April 2026 by Stephen
United Kingdom

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Nobody left without a smile. Most still laughing. Brilliant stuff.

W Reviewed on 22 April 2026 by William
United Kingdom

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Laughed so much we were crying.

J Reviewed on 19 April 2026 by Jane
United Kingdom

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T Reviewed on 18 April 2026 by Tony
United Kingdom

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Absolutely brilliant

K Reviewed on 18 April 2026 by Kathleen
United Kingdom

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Outrageous, unexpected, and perfectly plotted. A true gem .

J Reviewed on 16 April 2026 by Jonathan
United States Of America

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Fabulous funny show, brilliantly acted with all the cast singing was excellent. Could not fault anything.

T Reviewed on 13 April 2026 by Tony
United Kingdom

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M Reviewed on 12 April 2026 by Moira
United Kingdom

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Just brilliant and so funny!

C Reviewed on 10 April 2026 by Colleen
United Kingdom

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I read somewhere that it is brilliantly bonkers and I couldn't agree more. Some of the humour may be a bit risqué for some but I would definitely watch it again.

D Reviewed on 08 April 2026 by Des
United Kingdom

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One of the funniest things I’ve seen in years and no mater how many times you see it it’s always fresh and amusing. Need to be careful with your seat selection to avoid restricted views in some seats but these are generally indicated and some sites lets you see what you view would be. This show is joy to watch and a total gem.

S Reviewed on 06 April 2026 by Stuart
United Kingdom

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Such a great show. I’ve seen it twice now and would come again. I love that the cast improvise and are so talented. Their voices are fantastic and there is such a buzz. It’s a small theatre and the bar was really busy so I wish we had ordered beforehand.

J Reviewed on 04 April 2026 by Jo
United Kingdom

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Didn't know anything about the show. The storyline was funny, the singing and acting were outstanding! There were three "understudies" for the Saturday matinee, but hard to believe the "regulars" could be any better!

W Reviewed on 04 April 2026 by William
United States Of America

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A Reviewed on 03 April 2026 by Agnieszka
United Kingdom

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This brash, irreverent take on the Titanic tragedy is narrated by a larger than life, very credible, Celine Dionne impersonator, committed to her 'perceived' central role to the developing drama. The show is an ensemble piece with strong vocal singing performances from all except the comedic lead whose comedy and comedic timing was his strength. I loved the show but it may not be to everyone's taste due to the high levels of innuendo throughout.

J Reviewed on 30 March 2026 by Julie
United Kingdom

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Show is amazing, fun, witty banter, amazing singers and performers. All round upbeat fun show

J Reviewed on 28 March 2026 by Jane
United Kingdom

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Excellent performance. All the performer had amazing voices and perfect comedy timing. Highlights for me were the hilarious rant by Tom Alan Vibrator song gave me a real belly laugh Tina Turner - amazing voice and not forget the extremely witty references to other shows and alikes. Loved every minute of it.

M Reviewed on 26 March 2026 by Michaela
United Kingdom

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A team of 10 performers (singers and scripts)...4 musicians (fair enough there's digital/ electronic assisters too) but absolutely full on - the singing was brilliant and the humour too. Some of the innuendoes I missed (as did quite a few in the audience which was observed and commented on by those on stage!...with humour of course). Good audience interactions from the stage in what is a very people-centric theatre with performers entering and leaving the stage through the audience. I would recommend the visitor understands the underlying structure of the story and messaging to optimise what they get from the scripting and delivery. But absolutely excellent - all of them - and highly recommended.

G Reviewed on 26 March 2026 by Gerard
United Kingdom

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Very clever working of true story. Lots of humour, great music and a very energetic and enthusiastic cast.

I Reviewed on 25 March 2026 by Ian
United Kingdom

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Wasn’t sure what to expect, especially as the short feature on Strictly gave me no idea of what was going on. However I laughed out loud from the minute Celine came on stage. This was a quick witted, fun filled, belter of a show. Everyone was having such a fab time on the stage and it gave the performance such great energy. Obviously Tom Allen was brilliant, his ‘ad-libbing’ was hilarious but Astrid Harris and the Iceburg Queen were absolutely phenomenal. Thank you all for an excellent afternoon of entertainment.

A Reviewed on 23 March 2026 by Andrea
United Kingdom

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E Reviewed on 22 March 2026 by Emma
Belgium

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A Reviewed on 22 March 2026 by Andre
France

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S Reviewed on 20 March 2026 by Susan
United Kingdom

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Absolutely hilarious show - laughed out loud, good for the soul!

T Reviewed on 20 March 2026 by Trudi
Isle Of Man

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Packed theatre full of appreciative like minded people who enjoyed this fantastic show,nothing not to like.costumes singinging lighting everything was brilliant! Maybe not one for granny though?

L Reviewed on 16 March 2026 by Lynne
United Kingdom

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E Reviewed on 16 March 2026 by Eva
Sweden

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M Reviewed on 15 March 2026 by Michelle
United Kingdom

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Worth every penny

O Reviewed on 14 March 2026 by Oyvind
Norway

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The show was like something else, it was amazing. The cast all had brilliant voices. It was hilarious, Tom Allen played a brilliant role. Celine Dion was great , all her mannerisms were typical Celine and I have seen her live in Vegas. The star of the show was Rose - my word what an exceptional talent, her singing voice was unbelievable and her acting blew my mind.

S Reviewed on 13 March 2026 by Susan
United Kingdom

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The singers in this show are amazing. The acting is fabulous and funny. Great night out. My seats where great

A Reviewed on 12 March 2026 by Anne
United Kingdom

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From the start to the end, I was non stop smiling! And laughing…. a lot!!! My cheeks hurt! The jokes were all so relevant, the cast were sooo talented! Will defo come and watch again!

K Reviewed on 11 March 2026 by Karla
United Kingdom

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Fun, hilarious with great singing built around an affectionate and affected bawdy story. An amusing homage to the Titanic film story guided by a "left field" tribute to Celine Dione through anthemic songs and pantomime dame characters and fun supporting cast. A show steeped in Soho's anything goes variety - as if Danny La Rue and the Rocky Horror Show cast met on a cruise.

D Reviewed on 02 March 2026 by David
United Kingdom

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Fast moving show with great choreography. Cast were great

J Reviewed on 27 February 2026 by Jean
United Kingdom

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Great show could do with out the foul mouthed tyrade It could have been more suble

A Reviewed on 27 February 2026 by Andrew
United Kingdom

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Highly enjoyable, entertaining and amazing cast

M Reviewed on 22 February 2026 by Margaret
United Kingdom

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A little riske We were a party of 6 ranging from 50-85. Definately not suitable for the older generation some of the bad language was unnecessary as was some of the sexual content I’m no prude but two of the scenes cheapened the show for me Shame as it was a great show which would have been amazing

C Reviewed on 22 February 2026 by Catherine
United Kingdom

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G Reviewed on 21 February 2026 by Geraldine
Ireland

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full of energy and funny, excellent singers and actors, we've had a great time.

M Reviewed on 21 February 2026 by Marie
France

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C Reviewed on 20 February 2026 by Chris
United Kingdom

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Absolutely fantastic i was not quite sure what to expect but I cried with laughter at several points. Probably tge funniest show I have ever seen. I would recommend it to eveyone.

P Reviewed on 19 February 2026 by Philip
United Kingdom

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Amazing show. If you’re old enough to have understood the film Titanic then you’ll get all the humour in this. So many funny parts too mention. And if you’re just adult, watch Titanic first. Definitely would help. Hilarious. Crew have amazing voices

D Reviewed on 18 February 2026 by Darryl
United Kingdom

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A great show very funny great music a real pick me up if you’re feeling down

D Reviewed on 18 February 2026 by David
United Kingdom

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Very Funny Great singing and dancing

M Reviewed on 17 February 2026 by Michelle
United Kingdom

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The best of fun. Mad plot, but who cares. No weak link, just a great show. And Astrid Harris? 10/10….

J Reviewed on 14 February 2026 by James
United Kingdom

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The show is absolutely hilarious! Despite it not having the theatrical aspect that other West End shows have, the actors clearly love to perform and their improvisation skills are amazing! The crowd love it and it is generally just a feel good show!

J Reviewed on 13 February 2026 by Joseph
United Kingdom

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Absolutely loved it, chuckled throughout and got goose bumps at some of the amazingly strong vocal performances

A Reviewed on 12 February 2026 by Amanda
United Kingdom

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Enjoyed it so much. never thought it would be so funny.Great cast and great voices too.

H Reviewed on 11 February 2026 by Hemalatha
United Kingdom

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Wasn’t sure what to expect but it didn’t disappoint. Great singing, lots of humour and very cheeky. Perfect entertainment on a Sunday evening in London

A Reviewed on 10 February 2026 by Amanda
United Kingdom

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Risqué and some of it was targeted to specific members of the public but I thoroughly enjoyed myself and my wife was very pleased too, a great experience thank you and congratulations to the cast for an excellent delivery

R Reviewed on 09 February 2026 by Robert
United Kingdom

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It’s not a musical as such.

M Reviewed on 04 February 2026 by Moammed
United Kingdom

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Wasn’t expecting this, such a good surprise, so funny and cast were amazing!! I’ve been to many west end shows and I Definitely recommend

T Reviewed on 03 February 2026 by Troy
United Kingdom

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I would say a must see. I’ve seen a lot of musicals but this was very special . The actors all worked so hard and had such great voices . It’s very funny sometimes a bit near the mark but that’s why there’s a 14 age requirement! We loved it!

S Reviewed on 03 February 2026 by Shula
United Kingdom

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K Reviewed on 02 February 2026 by Kevin
United Kingdom

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R Reviewed on 02 February 2026 by Richard
United Kingdom

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A very talented cast all round in terms of singing and acting. “Celine Dion” was exceptional. I found the character of Rose’s mother was rather over the top. I thought the references to Mamma Mia and ABBA Voyage were rather unfair (how many years has Mamma Mia been playing?) and I didn’t like the unkind reference to J K Rowling.

V Reviewed on 02 February 2026 by Vivienne
United Kingdom

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Hilarious

M Reviewed on 29 January 2026 by Maxine
United Kingdom

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This show is far better than ever imagined it could be. The cast were fantastic and put their all into the performances. The plot is completely off the wall but it just works. Every person sang their hearts out.

I Reviewed on 28 January 2026 by Ian
United Kingdom

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Such a ‘feel good’ production. Plenty of absolute belly laughs but also the most incredible voices belting out some fabulous tunes! Highly recommended!

J Reviewed on 25 January 2026 by Jessica
United Kingdom

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The ladies really enjoyed the humour of this show

C Reviewed on 24 January 2026 by Colm
Ireland

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Although not at all what I expected, the show proved to be great fun and certainly not one for the easily offended. There were many genuinely funny moments, supported by very strong musical numbers. Molly (Jenny O’Leary) in particular stole the show from Céline (Astrid Harris), with both performers showcasing excellent voices. Overall, the entire cast delivered a high-quality performance.

S Reviewed on 12 January 2026 by Sheriff John
United Kingdom

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Not for the easily offended, very unpc but very funny titanic story with lots of twists

A Reviewed on 11 January 2026 by Alan
United Kingdom

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Funny and fantastic Music - no intermisson - songs to short! Funny story

F Reviewed on 11 January 2026 by Friedemann
Germany

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K Reviewed on 09 January 2026 by Kev
United Kingdom

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Wasn't sure what to expect but exceeded all expectations. Haven't laughed so much for a long time. Loved every second of pure brilliance. The talent on the stage was wonderful.

E Reviewed on 08 January 2026 by Elaine
United Kingdom

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Great show and very funny. Not for young children

S Reviewed on 08 January 2026 by Sarah
United Kingdom

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Hilarious...great cast all talented individuals...

D Reviewed on 23 December 2025 by David
United Kingdom

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Great performance and some characters to audience immersive interaction on the front row (stalls). Great mix-up of songs from 'Celion Dion' and other famous hits. Also some adult tongue and cheek jokes which created a humourous show. Definetly recommeded!

Y Reviewed on 23 December 2025 by Yvonne
United Kingdom

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Laughed & laughed from start to finish Excellent TALENTED cast wonderful voices each & everyone A joyous night out Do not miss ‘this hilarious show

C Reviewed on 18 December 2025 by Carl
United Kingdom

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If you like a bit of laughter then go!!

H Reviewed on 29 November 2025 by Hetty
Netherlands

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C Reviewed on 27 November 2025 by Carina
United Kingdom

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In this modern world should we joke about anyone, the cast seemed to be rude to people and groups

C Reviewed on 17 November 2025 by Chris
United Kingdom

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Great all round very funny great musical

M Reviewed on 17 November 2025 by Margaret
United Kingdom

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C Reviewed on 14 November 2025 by Chris
France

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I've been looking forward to seeing this for so long. It didn't disappoint, I love a line that shocks the audience as well as outstanding performances by all. Absolutely brilliant!

G Reviewed on 27 October 2025 by Gemma
United Kingdom

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Different references to funny stories and one lines from shows. Great acting and lots of tongue in cheek references.

K Reviewed on 26 October 2025 by Kara
United Kingdom

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You need to be open minded and be prepared for the unexpected.. very funny indeed

E Reviewed on 18 October 2025 by Edith
United Kingdom

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Wasn't what I expected.Thought it would be funnier but found it quite crude.Also found Celione quite screechy and bright white lights blazing into your eyes.overall singing,dancing,music good

J Reviewed on 12 October 2025 by Janice
United Kingdom

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Soo funny, fantastic acting and singing. Looved the alternative comedy take on Titanic. One of the best shows seen in recent years, definitely recommend.

L Reviewed on 09 October 2025 by Lorena
United Kingdom

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Great voices, fantastic acting. Unexpected content of the show. In this busy life we need shows like this to relax and laugh. The show is not suitable for young children.

H Reviewed on 28 September 2025 by Hristina
United Kingdom