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Don't miss this Olivier-nominated tongue-in-cheek parody of Titanic, featuring songs by Céline Dion.
4.6 65 reviews from 65 verified reviews- Booking until: Sunday, 7 June 2026
- Running time: 115 minutes. No interval.
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What do you get when Céline Dion’s music clashes with the 11-time Oscar-winning movie Titanic? Meet TITANÍQUE, a jukebox musical transforming one of the greatest love stories of all time into a hysterically funny, utterly outrageous slay-fest.
Why you should book Titanique tickets
- A glorious parody of the 1997 movie, and it's stuffed solid with Celine Dion tunes.
- Titanique is a 3-time Olivier nominated production and it only opened at the end of 2024!
The Titanique story
The main events are the same as the plot that made Titanic the movie such a smash hit, but with a difference, brought bang up to date. When Céline Dion turns up unexpectedly at a Titanic museum and hijacks the museum tour, a spectacular show ensues, crammed with references to popular culture and alluding to classics like RuPaul's Drag Race and Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.
The musical features a host of powerhouse voices singing a load of show-stopping Dion tunes, together creating a one-of-a-kind musical voyage full of nostalgia with a big heart. The producers are Eva Price (Oklahoma!, & Juliet, Dear Evan Hansen) and Michael Harrison (The Wizard of Oz, Hello, Dolly!, Crazy for You).
The director is Blue (RuPaul’s Drag Race) and the choreography is from Ellenore Scott (Funny Girl, Little Shop of Horrors), with music supervision, arrangements, and orchestrations by IRNE Award-winner Nicholas James Connell.
A brilliantly outrageous jukebox musical
Titanique scores high, an off-Broadway sensation that has enjoyed critical acclaim in New York as well as multiple awards. Anyone who loves Dion’s songs and fell for the movie will adore this production, stacked with gorgeous iconic tunes including My Heart Will Go On, All by Myself, and To Love You More. This hilarious new musical has brought so much joy to audiences, it deserves some West End love. So... we’ll see you on board!
Sailing into London for its West End debut, Titanique will treat audiences to a Celine Dion jukebox fantasia like no other.
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Titanique Ticket Information
- Booking until:
Sunday, 7 June 2026
- Running time:
115 minutes. No interval.
- Age restrictions
Ages 14+. Strictly no admittance for under 12s due to strong language and sexual references. Under 16s must be accompanied by an adult (18+).
- Important Information
This production contains strong language and sexual references.
- Cancellations & Refunds
Once booked, tickets to Titanique are usually non exchangeable and non refundable as per our terms & conditions. In practice, however, we will do our best to accommodate your request as long as we are notified at least 48 hours before the performance. Please contact us for more information.
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Latest customer reviews
All reviews are from customers who have been invited to leave a review just after seeing Titanique.
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Wonderfully InappropriateI've been looking forward to seeing this for so long. It didn't disappoint, I love a line that shocks the audience as well as outstanding performances by all. Absolutely brilliant!
G Reviewed on 27 October 2025 by Gemma
United Kingdom
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A funny show with lots of laughs.Different references to funny stories and one lines from shows. Great acting and lots of tongue in cheek references.
K Reviewed on 26 October 2025 by Kara
United Kingdom
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Not at all what I expected.. but hilarious and entertainingYou need to be open minded and be prepared for the unexpected.. very funny indeed
E Reviewed on 18 October 2025 by Edith
United Kingdom
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Quite crudeWasn't what I expected.Thought it would be funnier but found it quite crude.Also found Celione quite screechy and bright white lights blazing into your eyes.overall singing,dancing,music good
J Reviewed on 12 October 2025 by Janice
United Kingdom
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FabuloooosSoo funny, fantastic acting and singing. Looved the alternative comedy take on Titanic. One of the best shows seen in recent years, definitely recommend.
L Reviewed on 09 October 2025 by Lorena
United Kingdom
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Wonderful, hilarious showGreat voices, fantastic acting. Unexpected content of the show. In this busy life we need shows like this to relax and laugh. The show is not suitable for young children.
H Reviewed on 28 September 2025 by Hristina
United Kingdom
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wonderfully campR Reviewed on 26 September 2025 by Roger
United Kingdom
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It was a pleasant surprise!We both enjoyed it very different from other musicals funny sassy and great fun
S Reviewed on 23 September 2025 by Sally
United Kingdom
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Not what I expectedThe constant innuendos and jokes became very tiresome quickly
G Reviewed on 22 September 2025 by Geri
Australia
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A witty and original tribute to an event, a film and a DivaI enormously enjoyed this, it benefited from not having an interval. as the dynamic storytelling was not broken...and there's not really a natural break in the story...only if the ship CD performer ( sorry not noted names) was superb. Both a super imitation of CD but also a fine unique performance. Rapport and badinage with audience excellent but not too much. All other performers were excellent and very committed if occasionally a little too emphatic. The idea behind the show was wittily thought out and the use of absurd props added to the enjoyment. My only, slight, negative criticism is that while it was packed with many super filthy jokes, occasionally this got excessive.
S Reviewed on 19 September 2025 by Simon
Hungary
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Very entertaining and amusing interpretation of the Titanic story.For anyone who knows the Titanic story and enjoys both Celine Dion and camp humour this is a must see. Great fun and both entertaining and talented actors.
B Reviewed on 12 September 2025 by Brian
United Kingdom
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Mile spędzony czas!Za każdym razem kiedy odwiedzam Londyn staram się także zobaczyć jakieś przedstawienie na West Endzie. Staram się wybierać przedstawienie, które już oglądałam w Polsce, aby móc porównać widowisko i coś z niego wynieść.Tym razem wybór padł na Tytanika (u nas nie było adaptacji) i mimo mojej niezbyt dobrej znajomości angielskiego bawiłam się dobrze. Na pochwałę zasługują świetne głosy obsady (całej!). Mnie zauroczyły dwie postaci. Swoim tembrem zauroczyły mnie Richard Carson. Natomiast Tosh Wanogho-Maud jako Iceberg długo zapadnie w moją pamięć.!!!
D Reviewed on 24 August 2025 by Dorota
Poland
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Fantastic Show!Go and experience such a fantastic show. Great casting of the characters, the acting/music along with a very funny script make for a wonderful theatre evening.
J Reviewed on 15 August 2025 by John
Australia
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Laughed like I haven’t laughed in agesSo so funny and entertaining from beginning to end
J Reviewed on 24 July 2025 by Joanne
United Kingdom
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100 minutes of pure adult humourS Reviewed on 11 July 2025 by Sarah
United Kingdom
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Swear words!I’m afraid swear words are a no no for me/us.
S Reviewed on 22 June 2025 by Saurabh
United Kingdom
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Good and funWas a good show enjoyed not the best tho
J Reviewed on 09 June 2025 by James
United Kingdom
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Bloody Brilliant TitaniqueE Reviewed on 22 May 2025 by Elizabeth
United Kingdom
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The voiceAlthough I knew a little about this musical I did not expect it to be so hilarious which I must admit was a delicious surprise. All the singers have incredible vocals talent !
C Reviewed on 18 May 2025 by Christophe
France
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Silly, fun and Out There!Great voices, Lauren Drew(Celine Dion) amazing. A laugh from start to finish! Not for the family!
N Reviewed on 12 May 2025 by Nikki
United Kingdom
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DisappointedOverall very disjointed where the singers we good the overall plot was underwhelming
J Reviewed on 12 May 2025 by John
United Kingdom
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Fantastic camp joyous fun.
T Reviewed on 07 May 2025 by Tracy
United Kingdom
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Wonderfully funny showL Reviewed on 07 May 2025 by Linda
United Kingdom
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Loud and colourful - felt like a pantomimeThe show was very colourful and the music loud. Some very good singers in cast. It felt like the cast were making up some of the scripts as though they forgotten their lines. A lot of references to being gay and a bit smutty in places, but the enthusiasm of the cast carried me along. It was nice not to have an interval so that I didn't have to sit in the uncomfortable seat for so long
M Reviewed on 28 April 2025 by Margaret
United Kingdom
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Wow… fabulous show!The show is amazing. All cast are super talented.
S Reviewed on 27 April 2025 by Sarah
United Kingdom
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An exhausting extravaganza of a show. Pure joySecond time round for us. This is the only show we’ve seen where we came out the first time and immediately booked tickets to see it again. It’s an exhilarating journey through song and comedy . Cannot rate this highly enough.
D Reviewed on 26 April 2025 by Daniel
United Kingdom
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Very entertainingThis show was very funny. It’s also quite rude with a lot of swearing and adult jokes. It’s a low budget production that relies on the story, acting, singing and humour rather than special effects or set changes. Lastly at 100 mins it’s short, with no interval. So make sure you’ve got what you need and been to the toilet before sitting down. The theatre is very compact so it would be quite annoying to other if you got up halfway through.
D Reviewed on 14 April 2025 by Darren
United Kingdom
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So so funny but a little rude! LolGreat seat, thought pity bout tall guy in front of me. Great show, so funny, all great singers and performers. Will see again. Didn't expect it to be so rude though! Lol.
J Reviewed on 13 April 2025 by Joanne
United Kingdom
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Excellent performances .very funny . Loved it.Excellent performers. Such strong singers. Very funny.The roar of applause was massive at the end of the show. Audience loved it.
S Reviewed on 13 April 2025 by Stuart
United Kingdom
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A stonking, joyous, irreverent energy ball of a musical.S Reviewed on 29 March 2025 by Simon
United Kingdom
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Took a lot timeWasn’t absolutely sure what was going on for the first 20 minutes. A few to many “in jokes” for us. Really warmed to it as it went on. Yes… would recommend, even if we never got a few of the laughable moments. Glad we waited as it really was an enjoyable experience. Vocals were superb. Wouldn’t be surprised if it ran and ran.
J Reviewed on 19 March 2025 by John
United Kingdom
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Hilarious!!! Fantastic!!!N Reviewed on 16 March 2025 by Nicholle
United Kingdom
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Superb ShowWe thoroughly enjoyed the show. The acting and the singing were first class. We laugh all the way through the performance. It really gives the feel good factor.
S Reviewed on 16 March 2025 by Stuart
United Kingdom
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FunnyNice show, song are nice. A lot of jokes, but the place is very simple. It is more theatre that musical comedy, i have seen better shows î london.
D Reviewed on 10 March 2025 by Damien
France
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MagiqueFabulous performance by an extremely funny and very talented cast , from the first minute to the last non stop laughs together with excellent vocal performances.
J Reviewed on 09 March 2025 by John
United Kingdom
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Fab songs and storyM Reviewed on 02 March 2025 by Michael
United Kingdom
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PMSLD Reviewed on 26 February 2025 by Diana
Australia
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Ab fabD Reviewed on 24 February 2025 by Deborah
United Kingdom
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Bonkers - funny - extremely enjoyableLoved the show. Great atmosphere (including the theatre). Felt part of the performance. Stellar cast - music and singing was excellent.
M Reviewed on 23 February 2025 by Marji
United Kingdom
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HilariousV Reviewed on 23 February 2025 by Veronica
United Kingdom
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Fun show with adult humourAbsolutely amazing. All cast brilliant. Highly entertaining. Laton Williams what an incredibly talent you are.
J Reviewed on 23 February 2025 by Jeff
United Kingdom
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Must see !Great music , amazing singers , costumes and set ! It’s up there with very best musicals I have ever seen.
A Reviewed on 22 February 2025 by Antony
United Kingdom
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TitaniqueFantastic fun. A must watch.
L Reviewed on 20 February 2025 by Lynne
United Kingdom
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Best vocals in west end musicalDidn’t know what to expect but was brilliant. All voices were absolutely amazing and Celine Dion voice was on another level. Real good fun and left me smiling. Very funny but a bit too rude for kids, teenagers etc
L Reviewed on 15 February 2025 by Lisa
United Kingdom
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hilarious!!!!!R Reviewed on 12 January 2025 by Riva
Israel
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Couldn't stop laughingEverything about the show was amazing. Well written, utterly hilarious and the singing and acting was top notch
D Reviewed on 01 January 2025 by Dave
United Kingdom
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Humerus and very entertainingL Reviewed on 25 December 2024 by Lorraine
United Kingdom
2025
New trailer for West End production of TITANIQUE released
by Emmie Newitt | Friday, October 17 2025, 08:11
'The West End's funniest' (Smooth Radio) and Olivier Award-winning musical continues to run at the Criterion Theatre.
The current company of Titanique West End. Credit Danny Kaan.
2025
TITANIQUE announces extension and new casting
by Emmie Newitt | Tuesday, September 16 2025, 14:53
The Olivier Award winning West End musical has made a splash with audiences since its first performance in December last year, transferring here from its Off-Broadway success!
The cast of Titanique. Photo by Mark Senior.
2025
First look at new cast of TITANIQUE
by Emmie Newitt | Tuesday, June 17 2025, 17:39
The new cast has recently joined 'The West End's funniest new musical' (Smooth Radio) at the Criterion Theatre. The Olivier Award-winning musical comedy will continue performances through to January 2026.
The cast of Titanique. Photo by Mark Senior.
2025
London Theatre May 2025 Monthly Round Up
by Emmie Newitt | Friday, May 30 2025, 12:02
With May wrapping up and the summer well on its way, we’re rounding the best of the news, reviews, and audience favourites from this month.
2025
New cast announced for West End production of TITANIQUE
by Emmie Newitt | Friday, May 2 2025, 09:14
The Olivier Award-winning show and 'the West End’s funniest new musical' (Smooth Radio) welcomes a new set of passengers this June, so there’s still time to catch the original West End cast before they disembark!
The new cast of Titanique at Criterion Theatre. Headshots provided by production.
2025
The Olivier-Award winning shows to watch in London in 2025
by Emmie Newitt | Wednesday, April 9 2025, 15:23
With the Olivier Awards 2025 announcing their winners over the weekend, there’s no better time than now to discover the best of theatre in London. Here’s the award-winning shows you need to book tickets for right now.
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