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4.5 61 reviews from 61 verified reviews

Starring: Felicity Kendal

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Noises Off in London

Starring:

Felicity Kendal

This brilliant Theatre Royal Bath Production of Michael Frayn’s classic comedy play has made its way around key UK venues and delighted critics and audiences every step of the way. Now it’s due in the West End for a well-deserved transfer. The fun kicks off at the Theatre Royal Haymarket on 27th September 2023 and it’s currently booking through to 16th December 2023.

It’s one of the nation’s best-loved comedy plays and this latest iteration celebrates its 40th birthday. A multi-award-winning farce dating back to 1982, it remains just as funny four decades down the line. The production stars the multi-award winning actor Felicity Kendal as Dotty Otley and the laughs are beautifully directed by Lindsay Posner, whose recent Bath productions include God of Carnage, Stones in his Pockets, and She Stoops To Conquer. Also starring are Jonathan Coy as Frederick Fellows and Alexander Hanson as Lloyd Dallas. The remaining casting is yet to be announced.

Are you up for a giggle? NOISES OFF has been delighting audiences ever since its 1980s premiere at the Lyric Hammersmith, coming your way with excellent credentials. Prepare yourself for a feel-good show full of timeless fun. The production transferred to the Phoenix Theatre in January 2023 and enjoyed rave reviews for its last West End run. Billed as one of the best comedies by Michael Frayn, it deserves its excellent reputation.

What's the plot of Noises Off?

This is a very British comedy. Noises Off tells the story of an ill-fated touring theatre company as they try their best to produce a play called Nothing On. The final rehearsals are a total shambles. The opening night is a nightmare. The matinee, in Ashton-Under-Lyme, goes horribly wrong, and the final performance, in Stockton-On-Tees, is utterly catastrophic. No wonder audiences cry with laughter.

This play has inspired all manner of comedy classics including the firm West End favourite, THE PLAY THAT GOES WRONG, which also reveals what happens when a theatre group struggles to put on a show.

Who is NOISES OFF for?

Noises Off is recommended for people aged 12 and more.

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Booking until:

Saturday, 16 December 2023
Running time:

2h 20m (incl. interval)
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Noises Off reviews

4.5 out of 5 61 reviews

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Recommended for:
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Latest customer reviews

All reviews are from customers who have been invited to leave a review just after seeing Noises Off.

Please note the reviews below are from an old production of Noises Off.

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Gloriously Funny Show

Had a wonderful view from Row M A Beautiful theatre and a very funny show

J Reviewed on 17 December 2023 by Jackie
United Kingdom

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Disappointed

Didn’t laugh once. Partner did though. Found it all pointless.

M Reviewed on 13 December 2023 by Michael
United Kingdom

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Fantastic Show

Excellent show, such a shame it is closing soon.

D Reviewed on 13 December 2023 by David
United Kingdom

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Very funny farce

Becomes funnier as each act progresses ending with hilarious third act. All actors excellent and obviously enjoying the play.

S Reviewed on 10 December 2023 by Susan
United Kingdom

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Absolutely brilliant!

What a treat this show is! Fast paced, funny, engaging from the start and throughout the show. The cast was perfect, we loved them all.

C Reviewed on 09 December 2023 by Catherine
United Kingdom

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Lived up to expectations!

Totally get why this is such an acclaimed script. So funny! And the choreography and acting to get the max from it was so good. We all just laughed and laughed. Really silly fun night.

C Reviewed on 08 December 2023 by Catherine
United Kingdom

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Thin gruel for 2023

Very dated

D Reviewed on 07 December 2023 by Derrick
United Kingdom

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Farcical escapism

The comedic timing is brilliant and makes for a very funny play.

K Reviewed on 07 December 2023 by Kerry
United Kingdom

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Farce at its best

Although the play is now a little dated it’s still highly entertaining. The performances were so slick and professional that it was impossible not to laugh and also wonder at how they were able to perform it with such apparent ease. Farce requires a great deal of skill and timing is paramount and all the actors clearly had both… excellent!

S Reviewed on 02 December 2023 by Stephanie
United Kingdom

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Side splitting, have not laughed so much for ages.

P Reviewed on 01 December 2023 by Peter
United Kingdom

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Slap stick feel good comedy

G Reviewed on 28 November 2023 by Georgina
United Kingdom

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Couldn’t have asked for a better night

I saw this over 40 years ago, on its London debut and left the theatre with mascara down my face because I was crying with laughter. This time was just as good, although it’s obviously evolved a bit. The players were all magnificent, with exquisite timing and delivery. We flew in from France just for one night so that we could see it before it closes. My husband had never seen it and it was as much a delight to me watching his hilarity as it was having the chance to see it myself once more. Thank you all so much.

H Reviewed on 26 November 2023 by Heather
France

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Frenetic!

L Reviewed on 24 November 2023 by Lindsey
United Kingdom

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Hilarious. If you liked faulty towers, this is even better.

Fast-moving, cleverly written and performed.

G Reviewed on 21 November 2023 by Geraldine
United Kingdom

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Noisefully Wonderful

This current incarnation of Michael Frayn's classic farce within a farce feels as fresh as ever thanks to an amazing cast and very deft direction. Inherently, the second act is always hard to top in any production, the hilarity and brilliance keeps the audience howling all the way to the very last second. Talk about wanting an encore!

J Reviewed on 19 November 2023 by John
United Kingdom

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a very pleasant way to spend a couple of hours being superbly entertained, lots of laughs, and altogether a vey nice show.

P Reviewed on 19 November 2023 by Paul
United Kingdom

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Hilarious farce

Noises off was a hilarious fast moving farce.All the cast worked so hard and Felicity Kendall was amazing at 77 coping with numerous lines( mainly about sardines!!) and lots of entrance and exits, as did all the cast. It was a real “laugh out loud” show which is so much needed .

C Reviewed on 15 November 2023 by Carolyn
United Kingdom

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Stellar comic performance by some of the UK finest actors

N Reviewed on 15 November 2023 by Nikki
United Kingdom

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Meh

W Reviewed on 11 November 2023 by Walter
Canada

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A laugh out loud

A hilariously funny old style British farce. What used to be called good clean fun. Great performances from the cast. We couldn’t stop laughing at the end. Best fun time we’ve had at the theatre for years. Definitely recommend. ??

K Reviewed on 09 November 2023 by Keith
United Kingdom

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Real adult life made up very funny

M Reviewed on 01 November 2023 by Melanie
Germany

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Funny

The laughter builds and builds. First 15-20 minutes I was having doubts, but it genuinely builds upon itself to such a great finale.

P Reviewed on 31 October 2023 by Paul
United Kingdom

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Great show, great performances

J Reviewed on 27 October 2023 by Jonathan
United Kingdom

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Hilarious

Brilliant I haven't laughed so much in ages! And just when I thought it was over- it wasn't

J Reviewed on 25 October 2023 by Janet
United Kingdom

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Wait for the second act

At the time of the intermission I was regretting choosing this show. However, it turns out that the first act serves to set up the jokes for the second and third acts. I would recommend sticking it out to the second act. It becomes hilarious.

A Reviewed on 22 October 2023 by Andrea
United States Of America

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So much going on I really had a great laugh

R Reviewed on 18 October 2023 by Rose
United Kingdom

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Just builds and builds

Great show we had the youngest who was highly skeptical but she loved it

J Reviewed on 17 October 2023 by John
United Kingdom

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Very funny great way to forget your troubles

Card only and cans of diet coke a whopping £3 and programme £5 not worth it in terms of reading material, west end is getting expensive

T Reviewed on 12 October 2023 by Tom
United Kingdom

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Great show!

Very funny, with unexpected twists and turns! Highly recommend!

D Reviewed on 09 October 2023 by Dasha
United Kingdom

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Good fun

An entertaining evening in a wonderful and famous London theatre. The timing was breath taking-opening and closing doors!! I gave the music rating as average, there was no music in the show but I could not leave this option blank.

G Reviewed on 05 October 2023 by George
United Kingdom

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Rib-achingly funny

A last-minute decision to see this show - and what a treat it was! Superb farce, brilliantly acted. Even my French OH was crying with laughter.

M Reviewed on 29 September 2023 by Marion
United Kingdom

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LOL

fun, farce, lots of proper laugh out loud moments. Recommended

P Reviewed on 08 March 2023 by Paul
United Kingdom

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A hilarious show, which requires the company to be perfectly choreographed and have perfect timing.

D Reviewed on 06 March 2023 by David
United Kingdom

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Technical problem

All was looking good and I was interested to know why the guy next to me said that this was the original play that goes wrong. Ironic as after approx 20 mins a stage director appeared and told cast to clear the stage. I thought it was part of the play. After approx 30 mins show was cancelled. Felt for all staff. I will return.

J Reviewed on 02 March 2023 by Jamie
United Kingdom

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Splendid farce!

Simply hilarious goodness knows how they remember it all!

P Reviewed on 25 February 2023 by Phil
United Kingdom

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A must see. But not easy to understand everything for a foreigner...

M Reviewed on 24 February 2023 by Manuel
Portugal

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Hilarious

G Reviewed on 18 February 2023 by Gilian
United Kingdom

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Hilarious

A Reviewed on 04 February 2023 by Amanda
United Kingdom

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Hilarious

So clever and brilliantly funny.

E Reviewed on 01 February 2023 by Eileen
United Kingdom

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2nd half makes it worth a spin

B Reviewed on 29 July 2019 by Bruce
United Kingdom

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Highly professional

See a perfectly well done masterpiece

M Reviewed on 22 July 2019 by Matthias
Austria

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Funniest play I’ve seen in a long time

I expected this to be amusing, but it went far beyond that. I was practically weeping with laughter. Full marks to the excellent cast for a superb performance. I really don’t know how on earth they did it.

M Reviewed on 18 July 2019 by Moira
United Kingdom

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Not very funny

S Reviewed on 17 July 2019 by Stephen
United Kingdom

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Extremely funny!

S Reviewed on 13 July 2019 by Sam
United Kingdom

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An absolute riot

Cancel all your plans and beg, steal or buy a ticket to see Noises Off. It is quite frankly one of the funniest shows of all time, and this particular production is comedy/farce at its finest. The cast are first rate.

P Reviewed on 11 July 2019 by Penelope
United Kingdom

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06 Oct
2023

Review: NOISES OFF at The Haymarket Theatre Royal

by Stuart King | Friday, October 6 2023, 09:22

Taking its title from the stage direction appearing in scripts to indicate sounds coming from off-stage, NOISES OFF is widely considered Michael Frayn’s masterpiece of farce which was conceived as long ago as 1970 as he watched Lynn Redgrave perform in a (not especially funny) play, which the author realised was far funnier when observed from backstage.

Felicity Kendal and Jonathan Coy in Noises Off. Credit Nobby Clark.